you take a fuzzy Dunc
and take him for a stroll
give him a brand new toy
watch the toy’s head a’roll
a’roll..
a’ro-oll

loving as the cavalier
blitzing like he is a frise
we love our fuzzy pet
swaying to the symphony…
of yarfstruction

Kenneled for the day
Its fuzzy yarfs explode
you take him for a walk
where the grass is his commode
commode…
commo-ode

loving as the cavalier
blitzing like he is a frise
we love our fuzzy pet
swaying to the symphony…
of yarfstruction

his toys start to crumble
from where they have been jawed
A’munching on the edges
another toy has been gnawed
a’gnawed
a’gnaaaa-aawd