Is this a bug hunt? Is this a colony? no communications four and twen-ty six, and letters L and V open your eyes i fly the friendly skies, you’ll see i’m just the pilot, i need no sympathy because i’m five by five, in the pipe corporal ferro, double stripe anyway, i get killed, doesn’t […]
Symphony of Yarfstruction
you take a fuzzy Dunc and take him for a stroll give him a brand new toy watch the toy’s head a’roll a’roll.. a’ro-oll loving as the cavalier blitzing like he is a frise we love our fuzzy pet swaying to the symphony… of yarfstruction Kenneled for the day Its fuzzy yarfs explode you take […]
Honey Oat Potato Beer Bread
12 oz beer, warm 2 tsp yeast 1 tsp honey 1 cup mashed potato flakes 1 cup oats 2 1/2 cup flour 1 tsp salt 1 egg 1/2 cup honey Pour beer into a mixing bowl, add yeast and 1 tsp honey; let stand 15 minutes. Add remaining ingredients and mix well, knead. Add […]
Hard to PUG (pre-WotLK)
I got my pet, but my pet keeps on aggro-ing Can’t control, not when I’ve got him a-growling I got my guild but my guild is not on And I’m the only one that plays to dawn I stay online not knowing how long I have played You see my house and you see that […]
Rocky Bilboa, The Italian Pony
Short and stout, there’s fur on my feet Found a ring, now it’s in my pocket Went to a mountain, where Smaug unleashed heat The great dragon, oh, so vicious Found some armor, it’s invincible And some gold, and some jewels Put on my ring, makes me invisible Put it on; keep it close, it’s […]
Giambi
Another average dips down lowly, first base is slowly taken, cut his hair and his goatee, so he could be money-rakin’ became a yankee, joined the steinbrenner family With his keen eye, he is still taking, With his shanks and his bombs, And his bombs (damn, those guns!) In the zone, in the zone, […]